I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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