it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
True strength comes from lack of pants
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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