like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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