nut hugger
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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