she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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