yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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