So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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