she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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