Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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