Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

(1-209): View more from California

nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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(360): View more from Washington

I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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(937): View more from Ohio

talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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(513): View more from Ohio

We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.

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(909): View more from California

He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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(209): View more from California

Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.

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