"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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