Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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