she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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