you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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