The maid of honor just puked.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
