Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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