my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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