Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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