oh god the rape fog is back!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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