What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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