She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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