Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
