This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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