am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
