I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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