i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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