Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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