It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
