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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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