I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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