3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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