its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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