At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
its liver damage thursday
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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