so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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