I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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