I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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