My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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