just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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