Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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