Pappa wants mamma naked
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we're making bets on your personal life
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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