im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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