I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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