...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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