she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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