he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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