On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
