Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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