He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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