i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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