What a fucking waste of an outfit
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he puts the penis in happiness.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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