i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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