I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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