The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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