im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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